After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior, I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called 'shool'. But I had something far, far greater: my amazing intellect, and knack for building objects of mayhem. Goody-Two-Shoes, on the other hand, had life handed to him on a silver platter, the power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair.
Luckily, I found a lovely little place to call home, a place that taught me the differences between right and wrong. Goody-Two-Shoes, and our glorious rivalry was born! Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with luxury? Apparently not! Even fate picks its favourties. Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea. Destined for what? I set out to find my destiny.
I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. I came from, what you might call, a broken home. How did it all come to this, you ask? My end starts at the beginning.the very beginning! Yes, that's me. Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good.
